Well this week I’ve been as busy as a Chinese hacker. What about you? No, no that’s not the Chinese hacker’s name….it’s quite a few of them apparently. Still, I’d rather have a cyber war than the real thing…. My ‘Eating Healthily Regime’ has not been going too well. I’ve gone off the rails of […]
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Hello dear reader! How’s it been this week? Done anything different? Traversed a mountain dressed as a cat for Comic Relief? Or just the same old, same old? Here’s what’s been happening for me…. Oh man it’s been Oscar time again. More glamour and glitz than a drag queen convention. Outfit makers in Tinseltown doing […]
What is it with train stations? I’ve been to quite a few in my time and you always seem to get a lot of broken people congregating there. The drinkers, drug takers. Lost people looking for what? I had to pick my niece up the other night at Hull Station. It was late, nearly midnight. […]
This drive was relatively easy. Three hours up through the Yorkshire Moors then into Cumbria to a tiny Hamlet called Hutton Roof. The house we were staying in was quite old with an odour of ancient, fusty carpets. It says 1874 above the door and I think that’s the last time it’s been decorated. The […]
HO HO HO?
Oh God Christmas adverts are on…all these happy families in happy houses smiling at each other in festive jumpers. The new John Lewis advert is out ( so does anybody actually shop in John Lewis?!) and it’s just plain weird, involving an alien and a kid. I wish the silver faced invader would zap the […]
Oh man it’s Halloween weekend…now we have to have a full weekend….the days of scraping a turnip out with a rusty spoon and sticking a tiny candle in it have long gone. Now it’s kids and parents dressed as monsters or zombies knocking on your door carrying little plastic buckets waiting to be filled with […]