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THE PATTIE.

What the hell is that I hear you cry! This humble dish is a Hull Pattie. When Egon Ronay, the well known food critic tried one he wept tears of joy and had to be dragged out of the chippy, screaming for more…It’s a local delicacy that will make those taste buds dance the fandango in delight! A very simple dish, mashed potato, herbs, coated with batter then deep fried. A crispy outer shell then soft tasty spud. Sprinkle a bit of salt and vinegar on and you’re in heaven….Here’s what a few well known people have said about them over the years…..

“These patties are better than burgers!”
“Don’t believe the fake news!! Patties are healthy and good for you!”
“Is that really the fucking recipe?! Tell me you fucking moron!”
The Hoff says,”Perfect after a night out….”
“If this equation is correct then Patties are an excellent source of brain food…”
“Tremendous! Oven-ready! These patties will be a perfect accompaniment at a cheese and wine party!”
“I must tell Uncle Andrew about these patties….they are far better than pizza…”

By Vinny

Middle aged geriatric from Hull, England.Slighty mad but aren't we all?

7 replies on “THE PATTIE.”

Thanks !

On Mon, 18 Apr 2022, 15:11 Life is a rusty rollercoaster, wrote:

> Vinny posted: ” What the hell is that I hear you cry! This humble dish is > a Hull Pattie. When Egon Ronay, the well known food critic tried one he > wept tears of joy and had to be dragged out of the chippy, screaming for > more…It’s a local delicacy that will make t” >

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