My WordPress menu skills still haven’t improved. They’re a bit like Boris Johnson. Bloody useless! Giving up for now as it’s making me want to strangle someone, which isn’t good at any time of the year, especially Christmas. Anyway can I wish you all a merry little Christmas, whatever that may be. May your chestnuts […]
Month: Dec 2021
Ms Stratton had lot’s of fun And laughed about the cheese and wine So it went viral Her life did a spiral Then cried as she had to resign Boris said he didn’t know About the latest shit show Full of anger and sorrow Hoping we all toe the line About the rules they decline […]
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Elf
My dearest Elf……. Please Elf on the shelf You’re so full of impish fun But if I see you one more time I’ll dig out my tommy gun Go back from where you came That factory faraway in China That little creepy face of yours Is giving me angina And if I see you near […]
Life is a rusty rollercoaster 