Gobbledygook

Had a brief chat with a very Scottish gentleman yesterday about his dog. He said, “Fbhgrggvi.. kadfvggc.. Staffie! gswrgxjhug ..bad press! Dinnae srthvfdk ..great dog!” I nodded, patted the hound, not my favourite canine in the world and half expecting the beast to bite my hand clean off. “Dnjgryggvt dytf!…soft!” I haven’t got a thing to say, I’m clueless….so just smiled politely as the dog sniffed my digits, his eyes looking a bit too wild for my liking. Then I said, “Yeah….good dog….” The man chuckles. “Rrhdyujjo wvehfhh…he likes ye!” The mutt looked as confused as me to be honest….