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Gobbledygook

Had a brief chat with a very Scottish gentleman yesterday about his dog. He said, “Fbhgrggvi.. kadfvggc.. Staffie! gswrgxjhug ..bad press! Dinnae srthvfdk ..great dog!” I nodded, patted the hound, not my favourite canine in the world and half expecting the beast to bite my hand clean off. “Dnjgryggvt dytf!…soft!” I haven’t got a thing to say, I’m clueless….so just smiled politely as the dog sniffed my digits, his eyes looking a bit too wild for my liking. Then I said, “Yeah….good dog….” The man chuckles. “Rrhdyujjo wvehfhh…he likes ye!” The mutt looked as confused as me to be honest….

By Vinny

Middle aged geriatric from Hull, England.Slighty mad but aren't we all?

20 replies on “Gobbledygook”

I was nearly bitten a few days ago while riding my bike along a public path in the city. The idiot owner barely stopped it in time. I’m not a fan of dogs these days, just listen to them barking all around my neighborhood because the owners are stupid and irresponsible.

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