funny poem relationship The Ick

The Ick…

Never knew what the Ick was until I watched Love Island (Don’t be judging me) and apparently it’s when a woman goes off a man…

A gin and tonic

He feels bionic

Doesn't know it's just platonic

It's catastrophic

She's catatonic

Bored to tears it's unharmonic

He's philamonic


Flying high,supersonic

He's just colonic


Avoid him like the plague bubonic

He goes erratic

She gets sardonic

Crack's his heart like a plate tectonic

So he makes her sick

She has the Ick


By Vinny

Middle aged geriatric from Hull, England.Slighty mad but aren't we all?

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