The Ick…

Never knew what the Ick was until I watched Love Island (Don’t be judging me) and apparently it’s when a woman goes off a man…

A gin and tonic

He feels bionic

Doesn't know it's just platonic


It's catastrophic

She's catatonic

Bored to tears it's unharmonic


He's philamonic

Stereophonic

Flying high,supersonic


He's just colonic

Submoronic

Avoid him like the plague bubonic


He goes erratic

 She gets sardonic

Crack's his heart like a plate tectonic


So he makes her sick

She has the Ick

.....Tragic