Good God what is it with rice? Put two cups in it said. Put water in it said. It didn’t say you now have enough rice to feed the Chinese Army and let’s face it, they have a lot of soldiers. It’s like the magic porridge pot. So it’s rice on the menu for the next month, and I’m not even a big fan of it, unless it’s smothered in soy sauce but I’d need at least 5 litres to make it edible. I’d get rid of it in the recycling but 1, it’s a waste of food and 2, it would completely fill the bin. Rice on toast, rice with jacket spuds, rice and gravy, rice lollies. It could actually be the start of something big. A new diet. Rice three times a day for a month. Lose 10 kg and the will to live. Think I’ll get up in the night, throw it around the kitchen and say we’ve been burgled….
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I love rice with gravy, Vinny, it’s delicious! Enjoy your stockpile! 😂🇬🇧
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Rice …..with gravy!?
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Fun ❤️
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Thank you!
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You are most welcome ❤️
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😂 how big was the cup you used to measure it? 🤣
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Tiny. Like a kids cup. More of a thimble. Never seen anything like it!
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Try making some arrancini risotto balls 🤣
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No I’m trying to cut down on them thanks.
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Divide it into portion sizes, put it in sealable plastic bags, and freeze it. Reheat in the microwave.
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The freezer isn’t big enough!
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🤣🤣Vinny and the Rice Mountain; sounds like a book by Roald Dahl!
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Sounds good!
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For many they’d be luck to get rice three times a day which is not funny but it can be frozen in packs.
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True
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😂
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That does seem like a lot of rice to eat. A little bit goes a long way.
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I’ll still be eating it on Christmas day…
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LOL
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Haha, this reminds me of an old I Love Lucy episode. Ricky had a rice accident.:-)
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Ah right! Rice and pasta are hard to gauge!
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I think taking rice three times in a day will help to get fat!😂😂
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Yes you’re right!
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Thank you 😄😄
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Hi. Here’s another idea: create and cultivate a rice paddy on your property. I accept your thanks in advance.
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Sick to death of rice!
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Too funny!
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Thank you
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😁
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