Good God what is it with rice? Put two cups in it said. Put water in it said. It didn’t say you now have enough rice to feed the Chinese Army and let’s face it, they have a lot of soldiers. It’s like the magic porridge pot. So it’s rice on the menu for the next month, and I’m not even a big fan of it, unless it’s smothered in soy sauce but I’d need at least 5 litres to make it edible. I’d get rid of it in the recycling but 1, it’s a waste of food and 2, it would completely fill the bin. Rice on toast, rice with jacket spuds, rice and gravy, rice lollies. It could actually be the start of something big. A new diet. Rice three times a day for a month. Lose 10 kg and the will to live. Think I’ll get up in the night, throw it around the kitchen and say we’ve been burgled….