THE CONSERVATIVE PARTY PEOPLE…

Ms Stratton had lot’s of fun

And laughed about the cheese and wine

So it went viral

Her life did a spiral

Then cried as she had to resign

Boris said he didn’t know

About the latest shit show

Full of anger and sorrow

Hoping we all toe the line

About the rules they decline

And pray we forget it tomorrow

Ms Stratton was cheerful

But now she is tearful

Remorseful and fraught

But maybe she’s crying

Her career it was flying

And now she’s been found out and caught?

As the sad tale unfolded

Poor Boris was scolded

And for him the worst thing of all

Wasn’t the sick or the lonely

Cos he was the only

Uninvited to the Number Ten Ball.