
Ms Stratton had lot’s of fun
And laughed about the cheese and wine
So it went viral
Her life did a spiral
Then cried as she had to resign
Boris said he didn’t know
About the latest shit show
Full of anger and sorrow
Hoping we all toe the line
About the rules they decline
And pray we forget it tomorrow
Ms Stratton was cheerful
But now she is tearful
Remorseful and fraught
But maybe she’s crying
Her career it was flying
And now she’s been found out and caught?
As the sad tale unfolded
Poor Boris was scolded
And for him the worst thing of all
Wasn’t the sick or the lonely
Cos he was the only
Uninvited to the Number Ten Ball.

14 replies on “THE CONSERVATIVE PARTY PEOPLE…”
Whatever she did, it must have been big! Nobody likes Boris, do they… I’d like to see our joke of a president removed from office, it’s all snow with Joe…
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He’s got to be better than Trump surely!
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Nope. Surely not. We’re screwed.
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Can’t believe a word that comes out of his mouth. On inauguration day he vowed never to lie to us; he was lying then and continues to lie. Not better than Trump, not by a very long shot.
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Blimey I thought things would pick up
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Imagine how bad Boris must be to not get invited to a party by that shower of shits…
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I just can’t believe these lot are in charge. It’s like a bad dream
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I heard about your Conservative Party party scandal on our news. Boris and his caucus seem like a bunch of self-centered idiots, but then again, politicians are just plain cretinous anyway.
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It’s terrible. Not one party but at least 3 possibly 7 whole lockdown was on. It’s one big bad joke.
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🤣🤣🤣 You are a funny bunny, Vinny!
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The jokes on us Hobbo! What a set of twats they are.
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👍 100%
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Maybe some hair gel would help Boris?
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Looks like a scarecrow in a suit!
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