#fruit #funny poem

The fruit of death…

Orange is the deadliest fruit,
Take a bite and it will shoot,
It's deadly venom into the sky,
A direct hit, straight in the eye,
Pain hits, have you been stung by a bee?
No it's worse than that, blinded by vitamin C,
Next time I'm sticking to a granny smith,
Cos this sphere of doom is taking the pith.

By Vinny

Middle aged geriatric from Hull, England.Slighty mad but aren't we all?

18 replies on “The fruit of death…”

That does sound good actually. We have a bar of chocolate here called galaxy caramel. Milk chocolate with caramel inside. Absolutely fantastic!


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