The fruit of death…

Orange is the deadliest fruit,

Take a bite and it will shoot,

It's deadly venom into the sky,

A direct hit, straight in the eye,

Pain hits, have you been stung by a bee?

No it's worse than that, blinded by vitamin C,

Next time I'm sticking to a granny smith,

Cos this sphere of doom is taking the pith.

By Vinny

Middle aged geriatric from Hull, England.Slighty mad but aren't we all?

Laugh out loud funny Vinny, particularly the last line!

Thank you Hobbo!

Funny! They do spit stinging juice, I’ve yet to be hit! 😂

Twice in two days I’ve been hit. Damn things are trying to blind me.

Ouch!! They are delicious and good for you but beware that spraying acid! 😂

Hahaha. 😀

It’s lethal!

Lol. I’ll never to able to look at an orange the same again.

LOL!! Oh but I can’t handle. Granny Smith apple, unless I can dip it in caramel. 🙂

Yeah I’m not keen on them but it rhymed! Sounds nice though in caramel!

Try it, it won’t squirt you! Sour and sweet together is a good combo.

That does sound good actually. We have a bar of chocolate here called galaxy caramel. Milk chocolate with caramel inside. Absolutely fantastic!

😋Yum!

Galaxy do an even better bar, Vinny. Chocolate with chocolate inside!

Yeah it is gorgeous isn’t it! But for me the caramel just edges it….just!

When in doubt, eat both.

🤣🤣 And here I thought it was bananas you feared!!!

Nice blog post.😀 ⚡ 2021-06-21 08h 57min