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- The workoutAll these older people who pay ludicrous prices to work out in a gym are nuts. And you don’t need these indoor bike apps were you sit in […]
- Carnivorous vegetarian…I don’t know were I went wrong… I come from a long line of meat pie eaters going far back to the middle ages. In fact if you […]
- I’m lovin it!You see all forms of human life in Macdonald’s. From the business lady in the flash suit, tapping an impatient red shoe on the fairly dirty floor, waiting. […]
- FlowerI’ve been bit busy of late and was in the Czech Republic last week. When I left this beauty was nowhere near a bud but when we came […]
- Baaaaa!How do sheep get to sleep? Do they count you and I? Jumping fences one by one? In a warm summer sky, Do they dream? Have nightmares too? […]
- How to dodge a coffin….It’s strange….I’m now in my late fifties. I know, I know, it’s amazing isn’t it, don’t look a day over twenty. But one thing I noticed in Tenerife […]
- Chop! Chop!I was listening to the radio the other morning. The DJ started waffling on as DJs do, he asked, “If you had a time machine and could go […]
- Dog on wheels…Good God I’ve seen some weird sights in my time but I witnessed the strangest thing while I was on holiday. A local couple walked slowly beside the […]
- Tenerife.Never been on a winter holiday before. Haven’t really had the inclination but the kids (God knows why I still call them kids, all three of them are […]
- Life in the slow lane…Man I’ve been feeling rough the last few weeks. A combination of heart failure and long covid has been giving me a kick or two, three and four! […]
- Killer painkiller.What a great start to the year….nearly choked to death….. Had a bit of a headache yesterday (no it wasn’t a hangover!) so decided to take a couple […]
- The Last Breath.The man lay in the semi darkness. Wires attached to his chest and neck spooled upward to various machines that beeped and glowed. The hiss of oxygen was […]
- Santa with a tattoo.We took our little nieces to see Father Christmas yesterday. Both girls under six so the magic of Christmas was overflowing. Excited faces and smiles. It was breakfast […]
- The Unhappy Elf.You see a lot of them, this time of year. Faces that should be shining with glad tidings and joy but look more like a slapped arse. Their […]
- The eyes have itSo I had an eye test the other day. Just popped into Specsavers to ask a question and before I knew it I’m in a dark room squinting […]
Life is a rusty rollercoaster 