As some of you know on here, I’m not the most technically minded individual. Not for lack of trying though I’m just thick. I was having a look around the ‘view admin’ area here on WordPress and bloody hell I have over a hundred spam messages! At first I thought I was just popular but apparently not. Who are these people messaging me? Most of them are recommending vaping which I’ve never tried and probably never will. And I don’t know why they would ask me if I’ve been to Freedom Vape in Huntsville E cig shop in 3545 E Highland Ave Suite H? It’s a bit too far from the UK even if I wanted a smoke.
I haven’t got a clue why it’s called spam but instantly it took me back to Monty Python, and that great sketch with a married couple on one table and a group of singing Vikings on the next. Completely insane but very funny. “LOVELY SPAM! WONDERFUL SPAM!!” they sang until the waitress (Terry Jones) keeps telling them to shut up while she/ he goes through the menu. “Spam sausage spam and chips. Spam spam egg spam and spam,” she/he begins until the Vikings sing again. It’s crazy but it still makes me chuckle.
We had spam when we were kids. It was cheap meal back in the day. Sort of tasty in a salty, rubbery kind of way. I haven’t savoured that pink meat for years( no that’s not a euphemism…) and I don’t I intend to in the foreseeable future. In these healthy times it’s death in a tin can. If you have anybody you dislike send them a tin of spam. They’ll be dead in a month. It’s like a processed voodoo curse. And you don’t have to go to a witch doctor just your nearest supermarket.
I have a question. I’ve briefly looked on the net and can’t see much. So why is spam mail called spam? Because I’m buggered if I know. Anyhow I’m going to the local vape shop. See what all this fuss is about …