I don’t know were I went wrong… I come from a long line of meat pie eaters going far back to the middle ages. In fact if you look carefully at the Bayeux tapestry, you can clearly see one of my ancestors chomping on a Cornish pastie as King Harold gets the arrow in his eye. So I blame it on my wife’s side that my two daughters are vegan, and have been for many years now, long before it became trendy. They have both tried to change me but cous cous was no alternative to a pork chop. And as for quinoa, let’s be honest, it’s like eating sawdust from a rabbits cage, but less tasty, in my humble opinion. The delights of tofu just didn’t grab me, I’d rather chew an old school rubber that’s been left in a classroom desk, gathering dust for years.
But gradually, slowly things have changed. A vegan shepherd’s pie is a delight, as is a soya spag bol or a veggie curry. It does play up the guts abit though. My stomach thinks, ‘What’s happening….? What is this stuff? Get it out! Now!!’ Or occasionally, it goes the other way, bunged up tighter than a cork in a champagne bottle, until, thankfully, I go pop!
I never thought I’d be happy eating a vegan pizza but my God it’s tasty. I’m not saying it’ll ever replace a chicken or a beef dinner but I’m definitely sliding more into the realms of vegetarianism, much my surprise. I might even end up like Morrissey, my arse pocket full of half dead shrubbery, crying out “Meat is murder!” Linda Macartney here I come. Mind you, having said all that, quinoa is still off the menu and to be honest I’d kill for a steak right now….
20 replies on “Carnivorous vegetarian…”
You could have just posted that last picture. That would suit me nicely!
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Yeah it does look gorgeous doesn’t it!
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I don’t mind a few vegetarian dishes added to the diet, but I could never go whole hog. So to speak….
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I couldn’t eat the whole hog either, the trotters are a bit tough!
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A funny post, as always, Vinny 😀 As a vegan, I also don’t like the texture of tofu and have not added it to my diet. You made me laugh with your description of quinoa 😀 I’ve substituted it for rice in all of my tasted rice dishes.
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Quinoa makes me shudder! Thank you and glad it made you chuckle 😊
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The last photo looks so delicious but I could never go totally vegan, Vinny. I’m glad that you find some of the vegan dishes though. thanks for the chuckles! ❤️🇬🇧
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Yeah it looks tempting! Glad it made you laugh!
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Have a great week, Vinny! ☺️🇬🇧
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I’m veggie Vinny, but if they’re honest, NOBODY likes quinoa – mind you, given a choice between that and the dreaded okra…
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If I had a choice between quinoa, okra or sheep crap I’d have to think it over.
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😂😂😂
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I am so pleased to have stumbled across this post: I grew up in a family of carnivores and have produced a family of meat-eaters. I have nothing agin meat, except that even from early on I disliked all the chewing involved. Once my last child was born I decided to make a clean break by only eating what pleased my palate. I cook meat for the family, love the smell of braais (barbecues), and sometimes eat digestible cuts such as beef fillet otherwise it is vegetables or chicken for me. Your descriptions of meat substitutes and the like are spot on!
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Thank you and glad you liked it! Yeah that can be a pain, all that chewing! Mind you I had a carrot the other night which nearly broke my teeth and jaw!
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As I age, I find that a lovely fillet steak, medium rare, is an assault on my digestive system. Maybe I need to look at the veggie section of the supermarket again.
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No it’s worth a dodgy stomach! Was it down with a glass of red and that will sort you out!
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Nah, nothing’s worth that pain and grief! 😂
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That picture is worth 1000 words … and then some. Your words are groovy, too. 🙂 Thank you for this post.
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Thank you! Glad that you enjoyed it!
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