What are your plans for this weekend? Anything exciting? I’m thinking of taking my private jet to the south of France and stay on my super yacht for a day or two. Or maybe go a little bit further, skim across the sea to Tuscany and visit my favourite restaurant, La Donk’e Hoof. The head chef, Alphonse d’ Ponce makes the most delicious calamari, the best I’ve ever tasted. And the weather this time of year is beautiful, the sunsets long and stunning. I can always go to my villa in Ibiza, the party capital of the Mediterranean. Dance and drink the night away with a sun kissed blonde or two….
But then again, thinking about it, I can’t be bothered so I’m going to stay in and watch the football on the telly. A cup of tea and a few biscuits…watch the raindrops slide down the windows…maybe write a blog….binge on Netflix… possibly have a shower but I had one last month…. possibly….