What are your plans for this weekend? Anything exciting? I’m thinking of taking my private jet to the south of France and stay on my super yacht for a day or two. Or maybe go a little bit further, skim across the sea to Tuscany and visit my favourite restaurant, La Donk’e Hoof. The head chef, Alphonse d’ Ponce makes the most delicious calamari, the best I’ve ever tasted. And the weather this time of year is beautiful, the sunsets long and stunning. I can always go to my villa in Ibiza, the party capital of the Mediterranean. Dance and drink the night away with a sun kissed blonde or two….
But then again, thinking about it, I can’t be bothered so I’m going to stay in and watch the football on the telly. A cup of tea and a few biscuits…watch the raindrops slide down the windows…maybe write a blog….binge on Netflix… possibly have a shower but I had one last month…. possibly….
Life is a rusty rollercoaster 
33 replies on “Weekend Plans?”
I’m going to take a trip in Space. It’s what all the chic and seriously rich are doing nowadays-haven’t you heard?
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Yeah my friend Elon asked me if I fancied a space trip but to be honest I’m not that keen on him.
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Neither am I, he he
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Uh, since you’re not using your super yacht this weekend, mind if I borrow it?
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Well I would but Prince Harry has already asked.
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Damn, he’s such a royal pain.
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Yeah apparently he’s not got a lot of money so I felt bit sorry for the bloke.
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Hopefully the restaurant name is fiction😅
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Ha ha yes it is!
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Big dreams, shoestring budget! Lovely photos, Vinny, enjoy the shower haha. 😂
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Shoestring is pushing it!
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LOL!
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Sorry to blow your cover Vinny, but I knew that this story was fiction from the minute I saw that photo of my yacht! 😂
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I thought you said I could borrow it for the weekend?
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🤣 You’re right. I forgot!
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LOL! This really cheered me up today especially since one of my aspirational friends is MAKING me go to a fancy resort with a new bistro in our posh wee forest. I would much rather have a frozen pizza and watch reality TV….
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Yeah them fancy places are overrated. And you get tiny portions too! Can’t beat a pizza!
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LOL. Such fun! Just love all the comments 🙂
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I’m thinking of a wine weekend. Very chic. Pajamas and Cabernet.
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Ooooh … there is no better way to spend a weekend than wine and pajamas!
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I should have included a good book in the mix, as well. That would be perfect.
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Indeed it would!!!
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East or west, home is best! 🙂
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While Tuscany sounded lovely, I think staying in sounds even better! I will be going later today for my Swiss cheese therapy, whereby a nurse will jab a foot-long needle into my arm (2nd dose of Covid vaccine) and then I am done! I already poke 6 holes a day into my skin (insulin) and I don’t need any more, for I think my brains are beginning to leak out! After that, I shall stay in and … no, not watch boring football, but … heavy excitement … do laundry!!! Have a great weekend, Vinny!
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Laundry eh…. Life in the fast lane! Needles aren’t so bad after a bit are they. The nurses here always say,”Sharp scratch” as they stick it in.Still hurts!
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Nah, after more than 60 years of daily needles, I’m inured to them. However, the nurses use much BIGGER needles for those vaccines! Yep, my exciting life these days consists of laundry, cooking, cleaning, and blogging! Oh the Joy!
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Yeah they do. The needle I had nearly went through my arm it was that big!
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My needle wasn’t quite that big, and in truth there was no pain! We were in and out in five minutes, so I was happy! So far, no side effects … fingers crossed!
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I was thinking of getting my AK-47 and going varmint hunting. With the moonlight full on overhead and crawling on my belly, I could get all the varmints in my neighborhood and bring them to Varmint Heaven ™. It’s not a good time to be a varmint as long as the Catxman’s on the prowl!
— Catxman
http://www.catxman.wordpress.com
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What’s a varmint and what’s this trade mark malarkey?
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I approve of a one-shower-per-month policy.
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Even then it’s a push…..
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