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Czech life passport photo poem

Passport.

MY PASSPORT IS BRAND NEW, BUT I LOOK ALL OUT OF KILTER

THAT SHADOW ACROSS MY NOSE, GIVES ME A TASH LIKE ADOLF HITLER

IS THAT MY FACE? BLANK AS PAPER, NO SMILE OR LAUGHING EYES? SHOULD BE IN A SHOP WINDOW, A MANNEQUIN IN DISGUISE

HOW DID THEY LET ME OUT OF THE COUNTRY? WHEN I LOOK LIKE I SHOULD BE IN PRISON, OR FRESHLY DUG UP FROM THE GRAVE, A ZOMBIE JUST ARISEN

DO I REALLY LOOK LIKE THAT? OH PLEASE GOD NO,NO,NO, THE BEST WAY TO DISCRIBE MY FACE, LOOKS LIKE THE ARSE OF A BUFFALO

SO I THINK I’LL STAY HOME, AND WAIT TILL THE PHOTO DISAPPEARS, OR TAKE A CHANCE OF SMIRKS AND SNIGGERS, FOR THE NEXT TEN LONG, LONG YEARS …

By Vinny

Middle aged geriatric from Hull, England.Slighty mad but aren't we all?

22 replies on “Passport.”

Passport photos and driver’s licence photos. Ghastly! But they don’t give us much of a chance do they, if we can’t smile or show any expression on our face. I never look at my passport or driver’s licence unless I absolutely have to.

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