Bloody DIY….. The curse strike’s again…
“Let’s get an electrician in….”
“What! And get charged a hundred quid to change a light fitting?.. No way José!”
Maybe I should have rang an electrician… Electrics are not my strong point. Several years ago I fitted a fanlight in the living room and when you flicked the switch the hallway light came on. So when our bedroom light gave up the ghost I wasn’t too pleased but it was summer, light nights and all that. Now the sun is doing a runner it’ll be dark by five o’clock. We have a lamp that’s as bright as a dying candle, casting a dim Halloween glow, or more like a dutch knocking shop.
So I’ve taken photos as was told to do by Geoff off YouTube. I think he’s an electrician as he has one of those DIY belts. You know the ones, they have screwdrivers, hammers the works. He’s not great on ladders though. I think the poor bloke has vertigo because he wobbles like a jelly in a earthquake. He was ok but then the video cut and when he came back he had a black eye and a bandage on his forehead. He didn’t really fill me with enthusiasm to be honest.
Next is Tony. Now he says he’s a qualified electrician and even has his company name on his tee-shirt. He is a big lad, obviously not a fan of quinoa salad, or a bar of soap by the look of him. He still had crumbs around his meaty chops and kept muffling all the way through. Think he must have pieces of meat pie stuck in his teeth because I couldn’t understand a word of it.
So with new knowledge and the enthusiasm of a man going to the gallows I mounted the steps. Getting the old fitting off was easy. I’m thinking this won’t be too bad but the next three hours were a mixture of hope, frustration, disappointment and just plain pissed off. And now I know what hell is like. Stuck up a step ladder with a small torch in my mouth, squinting at the tiny screws and trying to change the coloured wires for the fifteenth time while on the radio Timmy Mallett starts singing Itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini… God help me…
Thankfully all is sorted now, well nearly… When you flush the toilet the lights downstairs come on….
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A good idea to hire someone who knows how to do this. And, you use 220VDC too, right? We use 110.
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Haven’t got a clue John. All I know is if it zaps you it’s painful!
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Your wall plugs are very different, why 220VDC is used I have no idea!
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God knows!
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We use 230 volts AC with a tolerance of -6% and +10% for a range of 216 volts to 253 volts. Used to be 240V but we standardised with the EU in 1994.
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I see, thanks for this. I knew it was different than the States and Canada.
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Vinny — This was SO FUNNY! We’ve ALL been there. Do it on our own… SURE, we can get it to work, but other things top working. At least it works. BRAVO!
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Thank you very much and it’s still working!
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Congratulations!!
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And when you turn on the downstairs lights…?
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Next doors lights come on….
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😂
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Sometimes we learn the hard way. I don’t mess with electricity -ever, neither does my hubby…we mess with everything else. 🙂
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Yeah it seemed like a good idea at the time! Anyhow it’s still working!
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You only learn by doing… but please be careful Vinny.
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Well I’m still alive!
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Please keep it that way Vinny 😉
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Try my best!
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This is hysterical!
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Thanks Misky! Glad it made you chuckle!
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I know, laugh out loud! 😆
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Thank you!
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It was funny to read this but it would not be funny to get zapped, so I’d say it was worth spending the money on hiring an electrician.
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No I’m not easily parted with my cash! It’s up and running now!
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That’s good.
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Hey! Happy to see you here again because your posts are always full of humor and I need that! Between bad eyesight and dumbly fingers I find little repairs like this are not easy. Now of course I can stand to do them myself but I do have a capable family.😂
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Thank you! “Little repairs like this…” What! It was baffling to me!
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Glad to see you’re still alive! You’re braver than I am! Our bathroom lights come on a few times a year, work for a few weeks, then go out for a few months again. I’m pretty sure I know what’s wrong, but I’m not brave enough to tackle it. Believe it or not, I did make them come on one time by punching the switchplate! It left a crack in the switchplate, but the lights worked for a good long time after that!
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Yeah I tried the punch method but maybe I haven’t got your touch cos it didn’t work!
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I’ve tried it several times since and it’s never worked again, so I don’t recommend it!
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Haha!! Great story with a terrific ending! Loved it!
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Thank you Nancy!
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We live in a fixer upper previously inhabited by legendary DIYer Uncle Ed. We flip the switch in our laundry room and the neighbors bedroom lick flicks on. Your post is fun!
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He sounds like a man after my own heart! Glad you enjoyed it!
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Hahaha
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“When you flush the toilet the lights downstairs come on….”
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