Clever people…

Clever people get right on my nerves, nine letters on Countdown, all consonants and verbs,

Mastermind baffles my spec of a brain, specialist subjects, drive me insane,

University challenge, who needs all that knowledge? same winners each year, Oxford, Kings College,

I turn it all off cos it makes me feel thick as a plank, with those smug faces, encyclopedias they’ve drank,

Let em slug it out, an intellectual do or die,there can be only one winner, stand up Stephen Fry!!