MY PASSPORT IS BRAND NEW, BUT I LOOK ALL OUT OF KILTER
THAT SHADOW ACROSS MY NOSE, GIVES ME A TASH LIKE ADOLF HITLER
IS THAT MY FACE? BLANK AS PAPER, NO SMILE OR LAUGHING EYES? SHOULD BE IN A SHOP WINDOW, A MANNEQUIN IN DISGUISE
HOW DID THEY LET ME OUT OF THE COUNTRY? WHEN I LOOK LIKE I SHOULD BE IN PRISON, OR FRESHLY DUG UP FROM THE GRAVE, A ZOMBIE JUST ARISEN
DO I REALLY LOOK LIKE THAT? OH PLEASE GOD NO,NO,NO, THE BEST WAY TO DISCRIBE MY FACE, LOOKS LIKE THE ARSE OF A BUFFALO
SO I THINK I’LL STAY HOME, AND WAIT TILL THE PHOTO DISAPPEARS, OR TAKE A CHANCE OF SMIRKS AND SNIGGERS, FOR THE NEXT TEN LONG, LONG YEARS …
Life is a rusty rollercoaster 
22 replies on “Passport.”
😂 sheer brilliance! 🤩
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Thank you! I dabbled with the idea of actually showing the photo but I wouldn’t inflict that on anybody…
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On my old passport I looked like the main character from Prisoner Cell Block H 😂
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That bad eh?! On my first passport I look like a terrorist with a mullet.
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That dates it 🤣🤣🤣
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Ey you can’t talk with your prisoner cell block H!
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So funny, Vinny! 😂😂
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Thank you John!
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Passport photos and driver’s licence photos. Ghastly! But they don’t give us much of a chance do they, if we can’t smile or show any expression on our face. I never look at my passport or driver’s licence unless I absolutely have to.
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Yeah they are terrible aren’t they!
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Mine new one actually looks okay. Quite a fluke! They usually look awful.
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You are one of the lucky ones!
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No smile, no glasses and a bad photographer at the DMV here in US😜
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Yep same here!
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Know the feeling only too well! My latest photo for my US ID card is definitely not me. As rugby843 notes, no smiles, no glasses.
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I don’t know why it’s done. Surely someone smiling is better!
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You’d think!
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The photo needs to be like that to match the passport police. Have you ever seen one smiling?
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Yeah but come on everybody looks bloody miserable!
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👍🤣🤣
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Funny stuff here! Shoulda kept yer mask on! 🤣😷 PS – sharing to Write Here if OK with you.
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Yeah should have! Yes that’s fine by me!
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