Pigeon

A one legged pigeon from Sheffield,

Very cool,laid back and quite chilled,

He hopped and he pecked,

Half can of beer he necked,

Then hiccuped, swore and then keeled!

I was sat outside Sheffield hospital just minding my own business when this one legged wonder appeared. His friend got even closer then both of them spied a can of lager, half spilt on the ground. I’ve never seen inebriated pigeons before…

A sparrow flew down and Hopalong nutted him, belched, tried to fly off in a wobble sort of way. Thought better of it then hopped away into the bushes.