
A one legged pigeon from Sheffield,
Very cool,laid back and quite chilled,
He hopped and he pecked,
Half can of beer he necked,
Then hiccuped, swore and then keeled!
I was sat outside Sheffield hospital just minding my own business when this one legged wonder appeared. His friend got even closer then both of them spied a can of lager, half spilt on the ground. I’ve never seen inebriated pigeons before…

A sparrow flew down and Hopalong nutted him, belched, tried to fly off in a wobble sort of way. Thought better of it then hopped away into the bushes.
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He’s doing well for a one-legged guy!
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Yeah it didn’t seem to bother him but quite aggressive!
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Quite the scrapper, probably. Maybe that’s how he lost his leg!
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Possibly…how on earth a pigeon lose a leg?!
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A fight with a cat, maybe? And the cat got more than it expected when this aggressive pigeon fought back?
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Must have been a big cat!
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A big nasty alley cat. 🙂
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Puma….mind you they don’t have pumas in Yorkshire…Maybe somebody got hungry and fancied a pigeon leg? Bit like KFC?
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Yuck! How am I going to get that image out of my head?? 😉
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Pigeons are supposed to be delicious. And very pricey too. I’d have a chomp if it had Colonal Sanders secret recipe.
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Yes, but farm-raised. Not the flying garbage bins called urban pigeons! Although lobsters inhabit the same ugly but delicious zone. 😉
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How would you tell the difference? If you’re in a fancy restaurant and you get pigeon breast in pepper sauce it could be free range or from the street?! I’ve never tried lobster. Love all sorts of fish, crabs, cockles, winkles and of course, fish and chips!
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There has to be trust, of course … 😉
If you like crab, you would probably like lobster. Very ugly and spidery, though. A common saying is that the first person to eat one of them must have been very hungry.
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Yeah must have been starving! Mind you it’s the same with squid….
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Very true. 🙂
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Fantastic story!
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Thank you!
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Looks like they need to better police the area
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Yeah he’s a hooligan!
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I loved this pigeon story, guess losing his leg drove him to drinking. 😁.
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Ha ha yes very true!
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Best call air traffic control, a drunken pilot is in the air! 😂
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You wouldn’t mess with him!
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Oh, wow. One legged Pigeon is a wonder and an inspiration indeed. Thanks 🙏
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I’ve seen one legged birds several times – it’s a mystery how it happens. As for the drunken behaviour – I’d believe anything of Sheffield . . .
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Yeah what a place….even the babies have tattoos…
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🙂
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I hope they said “Skoal!” before starting to drink.
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They just bobbed their heads and went for it!
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One legged Pigeon ! Wow! First time have seen.
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I present to you … the newest television sensation …. PIGEONS WHO FIGHT …. [Camera zooms in on an injured, angry pigeon pecking at the lens] “Our announcers give you the play-by-play on which pigeon will be the last one standing to flap home for another day…”
— Catxman
http://www.catxman.wordpress.com
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He’s a cutie!
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He wasn’t cute he was fierce!
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Ahh..he is very resilient.
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