The very first argument in the world..

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” Ug ug?” the Caveman said kindly to his one and only,

” Ug!Ug!” she snapped, sick to death of his baloney,

“Ug….ug?” he said, his large forehead frowning,

“UG!!UG!!uuggg!” she raged, her chest starts ‘a’pounding,

“….ug? ” he says and glanced around the cave,

” Ug. Ug. Ug. Ug. Ug,” she shouts, sick of being a slave,

” Uuuuggggg, Ug,” he retorts, picks up a Raptors claw,

“UUUGGG!” she screams and socked him hard upon the jaw,

“uuuuuuuuggggg,” he groans, starts to fall, hairy knees ‘a’ shaking,

“Ug! Ug!!” she yells, the cavern starts ‘a’quaking,

“UGG!..Ug,” he pleads as her mouth starts to froth,

“UG!” he cries one last time and then she says “Ug off!”